1. Saddam Hussein abducts his victims, drives them across town, and has
the living shit tortured out of them. All done in secret.

2. Bush abducts his victims, flies them to another country, and has the
living shit tortured out of them. All done in secret.

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1. Saddam Hussein has two drunken, degenerate, insane sons.

2. Bush has two drunken, degenerate, insane daughters (I smell a DOUBLE
DATE!!).

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1. Saddam Hussein says "nuclear".

2. Bush says "noo-kyoo-luhr".

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1. Saddam Hussein drives fancy cars.

2. Bush steps onto a Segway and stumble on his ass.

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1. Saddam Hussein has had several of his staff defect.

2. NO ONE escapes from Bush (unless they're a part of the Carlyle Group,
like Bin laden, and then they get unlimited GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards).

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1. Saddam has "Baghdad Bob" to spew out lies and bizzare claims about
their superiority.

2. Bush has Ari to spew out lies and bizzare claims about their
superiority.

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1. Saddam runs away like a coward, talks with false bravado, and let's
his forces get slaughtered needlesly.

2. Bush hides away like a coward, talks with false bravado, and let's
his forces get slaughtered neddlessly.