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[1] Posted by imowface 11-20-2005, 08:15 PM
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Ok well this isnt going to be a noob bashing thread because we were all noobs at one point with some low end gun and jeans and a t-shirt out there. But post anything funny a noob has ever said or done. Sorry to all the noobs that are getting bashed lightly in this thread. In a few years you will look back and laugh and learn from this.

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[2] Posted by imowface 11-20-2005, 08:16 PM
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well i guess ill start the thread off seeing that i did just open it, but i hear alot off noobs being like omg is that an angel to my dm5 or ego. Im like no
-Or im outta amo
-(runs out of C02) get down hes going full auto.

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[3] Posted by pballhoser98 11-20-2005, 08:22 PM
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haha i got some, how come newbs think cockers r the siht, i dont get it
alright one time a noob told me his gun shoots 300 bps, another told me nice jt flex(i had a profiler) and for the last one one told me thats a nice boomstick...its a one piece CP

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[4] Posted by BigBoss 11-20-2005, 09:11 PM
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Kid asked me what "machine gun" parts he can get for his 98.

Kid asked me if my gun ran on "NAWS" probably referring to "Nos" referring to compressed air.

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haha, no wats great is they always think 98c's r alright and A-5's r the best, and they think it hurts alot cuz tippys velocities r way the...yea up there

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[6] Posted by BigBoss 11-20-2005, 09:34 PM
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I love when people ask me if it hurts more if you use compressed air. Or when people come into the store and have arguments amongst themselves about it and then ask me.

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omg i no, kids say they wont play against me cuz i have compressed air

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[8] Posted by imowface 11-21-2005, 12:45 PM
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hahaaah brian yes when we go up to eps and everyones like wow compressed air OMG!

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[9] Posted by osckey 11-21-2005, 02:35 PM
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Where do i start? ok
1.Is that an angel or the new spyder?.......i have DM4.

2.Two noobs are sitting in a bunker.They keep arguing telling each other to go. All i hear is." you go and i'll cover you" "no you go!" "no you go!" so finally one of them pushes the other out into the open and onto the floor. The guy crawls to the next bunker while i laugh my *** off.

3.I know this isn't a dumb phrase that noobs say but i hate it when i see a friggin Halo hopper on a crappy spyder Xtra. It's stupid the guy's hopper costs more than his damn gun.

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[10] Posted by ion0wner 11-21-2005, 05:01 PM
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what about
noob-ohh he must be a pro (reffering to my best freind who has a jersey that says reff all over it)


or the funniest, noobs gun runs out of co2 and goes auto so he throws the gun as far as he can and sayes watch out its gonna blow
 
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