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[11] Posted by pballhoser98 11-21-2005, 05:22 PM
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lmao omg i no exactly what ur talking about, colin last practice the one u missed this kid who was talking siht all day ran out of CO2 and did the exact same thing, and also i told this kid that i've been playing for 3 years and he goes o yea ur definetly a veteran pro

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[12] Posted by revo 11-21-2005, 05:47 PM
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how about:

n00b: "wait, you cant play from behind the dead box?"

n00b: "Hey guys, paintball is so cool. I want to be a sniper!" ( oh god i hate those kids)

n00b: "Check out my Quantum loader, it gets like 40 balls a second. I need it because my 98 Custom rips so fast."

lol, i got more.

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[13] Posted by BigBoss 11-21-2005, 06:29 PM
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[14] Posted by angelbunker45 11-21-2005, 06:37 PM
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When noobs get shoot and than they take off there mask when they sit out and the ref says put back on your mask and the noob goes whats that hahah.

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[15] Posted by pballhoser98 11-21-2005, 06:45 PM
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omg revo, i always make sure to be mean to those kids that play the deadbox, cuz i usually am nice to kiddies but not those

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[16] Posted by BigBoss 11-21-2005, 06:55 PM
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When the children ask me whats the best "helmet" for paintball.

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[17] Posted by pballhoser98 11-21-2005, 07:28 PM
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hahaha, im nice to them unless they piss me off, like there was this one fat kid who was rich and had an ion pro and could not walk it and kept tellin me i suck, so it was me and another local team like 5 of us vs. 10 or 11 newblets and the fat ssa was on the other side, and guess who was the last guy, so i ran down and bunkered the crap out of him b/c he strictly told me that if he was the last guy he was gonna spin on the guy who bunkered him so i just made sure he didnt by putting like 10 balls on his fat titays and shoulders

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[18] Posted by revo 11-21-2005, 10:51 PM
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lol, i love how you shot some balls on his tittays. lol. man, i hate rich kids that cant play pb for sh*t. they neew to lose the parents, get a job, and then feel how much they want paintball, because you spend all you time and money on it. those kids just dont appreciate it enough because mommy and daddy hand it to them.

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i hate seeing a five year old with a dm6. it pisses me off.

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[20] Posted by pballhoser98 11-22-2005, 07:55 AM
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coudlnt of said it better revo

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