Ron, I talked to God today. He told me he is going to stike you down for
spamming the newsgroups. He said the only thing that will save you, is if
you buy my garage full of my 'Hair Loss Solution' pamplets from me. At only
$15 each to save your life, it is a good deal. Do keep in mind, I had a lot
printed up, and never sold any of them. Even being 2 pages, you will need a
semi-truck to haul my supply away.

email me at ernietoo@webtv.net for more details. Dr. Ernie Primeau


THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION -


WOULD YOU GIVE 20 YEARS TO CURE YOUR BALDNESS?

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Read THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION by DR.ERNEST PRIMEAU.

It's the most off the wall method for hair re-growth and hair loss
prevention you will ever read. It will show you how to be able to be
supplied in snake oil for only $180.00 a year.

If you are worried about hair loss and need a good laugh, what is ten
minutes of reading and $15.00?

In THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION, one of the most unusual text ever written, you
will discover an inexpensive and simple idea from a senile old man. You'll
learn the most bizare ways to attempt to prevent and treat hair loss,
including the patented 'Pluck-n-Grow` method and how to properly use hot
caramel to remove your body hair.

This is not a quick fix by any means, it can take up to twenty years to see
any results. This is not an infomercial, those cost too much money. It is a
way `outside the box` analysis of the problem, and the most illogical
methods for treating it with snake oil *(that may cause adverse side
effects, use at your own risk). It is an opportunity to change your looks,
for better or for worse, and possibly your life dramatically.

THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION does not require the purchase of expensive lotions or
hair pieces *(If you are looking for hair pieces, let me recomend
www.farrellhair.com )

All the ingredients you need for Dr. Primeau`s snake oil mix are some
common household items and a little of your time. Best of all this remedy
has something other methods do not have-ONE ON ONE DISCUSSIONS WITH THE
DOCTOR HIMSELF!

It is true, it has not yet worked for the Author, or for any of the others
who have wasted their time and money.

To their amazement, Dr. Primeau's remedy did not yield any of the results
they were promised, but as Dr. Primeau keeps saying, "good things come to
those who wait" and who knows... maybe YOU will be the first sucess story!

THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION is different, because it tries to explain the
answers to MPB (Male Pattern Baldness)by going around in circles, in an
unproven way to try to re-grow hair. But most importantly, you have no body
hair when you are done. You will have a chest of a young boy in no time, and
that my friends IS a promise!

Maybe you noticed that you started losing your scalp hair at the same time
you started growing facial and body hair. OK, most of you will not find this
the case, but I like to toss that claim out there.

As many men loose hair in the first place, they get very desperate and try
just about everything and anything. So why not give me your money and THE
HAIR LOSS SOLUTION a try?

If you have hope to re-grow your hair, or keep the hair you already have,
then I would actually try a proven method like Rogaine, Propecia,
Dutasteride.


TESTIMONIALS

Maisie Dowell, St. Petersburg, Florida, "Since November 1989, I have watched
Ernie Primeau, whom I have known for over fifteen years, try to grow more
hair on his head by using a method that he claims he discovered. I swear
that he is bald as a baby on top of his head, so if he has any results
someday, I will sure know it. So far, nothing, but Ernie tells me his method
takes time."

Homer Simpson, Springfield "I started with 3 hairs on my head, now I have
four! Dr. Primeau is true medical a genius, he should be awarded a nobel
prize or something."


Tyrone Z. Tampa, Florida, "I began a procedure to re-grow my hair that I had
lost to male pattern baldness. The procedure was shown to me by Dr. Ernie
Primeau the first week of January, 1995. By March 1st, 2000 though, I still
could not see any results.
Ernie told me though that he could see that the process was working. Nine
years later, I am still waiting, but as Dr. Primeau says, "you`re hair did
not fall out overnight, it is not going to grow back overnight either."
The process is slow, so you really have to commit to it. I know Dr. Primeau
has been commited!"



THE RESULTS ARE IN


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Dr. Ernest Primeau
7634 61st St
Pinellas Park, FL
33781-3215
(727) 544-4071

You would need 10 trucks to haul away all the magnetic brushes,revivogen and
sex toys the demented farrel has stored in his basement.Ernie