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[1] Posted by RonGrossi_38219@yahoo.com 04-10-2005, 08:37 PM |
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The Greatest News Ever! (click link)
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[2] Posted by Ernie Primeau 04-10-2005, 10:27 PM |
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I know that I am going to Hell for what I have done.
While serving 7 years in a Florida State Correctional institute for what I sexually did to a young boy, I was forced by my cell mate "Chain Gang Charlie" to pluck all of my body hair to be more like a woman for his pleasures. Well, after getting a 7 year taste of my own medicine so to speak, I started to crack, lose it, gone El Loco, Insane. In other words, my cheese slid off my cracker. I started thinking while looking in the mirror in my cell that I might be growing some hair back on my bald head. Yes, It is doubtful the plucking did anything and that I even had grown any hair back at all. But, I decided that I needed a scam as soon as I was released from prison. When I was released, the first thing I did was to write my "book" entitled, 'The Hair Loss Solution'. Please note, the fact that is really a 2 page pamphlet did not deter me from calling it a "book".I was going to charge $15.00 (US funds) for it, and after all, I figured I could rip more innocent victims of hair loss by calling it a book. I set up a web site and was posting every newsgroup or hair loss site I could. The problem was that I was bald, and my method had nothing to offer. I was immediately asked for proof of my claims. I did not see that coming, I figured everyone would just take my word, send me money, and I would be laughing all the way to the bank. Certain members though of this newsgroup exposed the many flaws in my method, my lies, false outrageous claims. One man in particular really burned me good by exposing me. His name is 'farrel'. Check out the archives, he is always on my mind. Even though he has not posted here in over two years, I still delusional call everyone who mocks me "farrel". The bottom line is that my snake oil website was shut down, I was out $80,000 (US Funds), and my pathetic life only got worse. I was banned from every other newsgroup and hair loss forum. This one is all I have left, and I have sworn to get even with my arch rival, "farrel". The thing is, I am very much in denial that he still posts here. I continue to advertise his website, www.hairlosshelp.com by trying to be funny by calling it HairLossHell. But as any intelligent person knows, there is really no such thing as bad advertising. So I am broke, bald, ugly and entering my 'twilight years'. My savings have all been blown, I have nothing left but a bald head and a hate for farrel and anyone (everyone) I think is an "associate" of his. The fact is that people that have nothing to do with farrel are the ones mocking me, but again, I am in denial about oh so many things. I have no idea where reality and fantasy cross paths in my pathetic life. My name is Ernie Primeau, and that is my story. |
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[4] Posted by Sword of Justice 04-11-2005, 03:08 AM |
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RonGrossi_38219@yahoo.com wrote:
| Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven | to earth in the person of Jesus Christ to | shed His blood and die on a cross to pay | our sin debt in full. | | Jesus Christ was born in Israel | supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman | named Mary and lived a sinless life for | thirty-three years. there is no contemporaneous historical record of "jesus christ" outside of the bible itself, and we all know that the earliest gospel record of his "life" was written years after his supposed death. no objective historical record from the same period of time. none. this means that (a) jesus christ didn't exist, or (b) he existed and didn't make any notable impressions (miracles anyone?) on the society in which he lived. what kind of a god would do that? oh yeah, there are historical records from the time of a group known as "christians." those records aren't too flattering. |
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[5] Posted by Tony Sr. 04-11-2005, 05:09 AM |
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you are so clueless !! John says in the bible that if everything Jesus done
or was about was written there would not be a book large e-nuff to fit the smallest part of it... btw/ would YOU DIE for a lie ?? answer me that one . "Sword of Justice" <sword@justice.com> wrote in message news YKdnXluCOb6icffRVn-og@comcast.com...> RonGrossi_38219@yahoo.com wrote: > | Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven > | to earth in the person of Jesus Christ to > | shed His blood and die on a cross to pay > | our sin debt in full. > | > | Jesus Christ was born in Israel > | supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman > | named Mary and lived a sinless life for > | thirty-three years. > > > there is no contemporaneous historical record of "jesus christ" outside of > the bible itself, and we all know that the earliest gospel record of his > "life" was written years after his supposed death. > > no objective historical record from the same period of time. none. > > this means that (a) jesus christ didn't exist, or (b) he existed and didn't > make any notable impressions (miracles anyone?) on the society in which he > lived. what kind of a god would do that? > > oh yeah, there are historical records from the time of a group known as > "christians." those records aren't too flattering. > > |
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[6] Posted by Sword of Justice 04-11-2005, 05:20 AM |
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Tony Sr. wrote:
|| you are so clueless !! John says in the bible that if everything || Jesus done or was about was written there would not be a book large || e-nuff to fit the smallest part of it... self-referential garbage. you probably don't know what that means. || btw/ would YOU DIE for a lie ?? answer me that one . we're all going to die. the better question is whether you are willing to live your life according to a lie. no skin off my nose either way. |
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[7] Posted by John Phillips 04-11-2005, 06:21 AM |
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On Mon, 11 Apr 2005 01:27:20 +0000, Ernie Primeau wrote:
> My name is Ernie Primeau, and that is my story. Plonk |
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[8] Posted by Ernie Primeau 04-11-2005, 07:14 AM |
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John, do you suffer hair loss?
THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION - http://www.geocities.com/ernest_primeau/ WOULD YOU GIVE 20 YEARS TO CURE YOUR BALDNESS? Waste your money and time the time and read THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION by DR.ERNEST PRIMEAU. It's the most off the wall method for hair re-growth and hair loss prevention you will ever read. It will show you how to be able to be supplied in snake oil for only $180.00 a year. If you are worried about hair loss and need a good laugh, what is ten minutes of reading and $15.00? In THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION, one of the most unusual text ever written, you will discover an inexpensive and simple idea from a senile old man. You'll learn the most bizare ways to attempt to prevent and treat hair loss, including the patented 'Pluck-n-Grow` method and how to properly use hot caramel. This is not a quick fix by any means, it can take up to twenty years to see any results. This is not an infomercial, those cost too much money. It is a way `outside the box` analysis of the problem, and the most illogical methods for treating it with snake oil *(that may cause adverse side effects, use at your own risk). It is an opportunity to change your looks, for better or for worse, and possibly your life dramatically. THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION does not require the purchase of expensive lotions or hair pieces *(If you are looking for hair pieces, let me recomend www.farrellhair.com ) All the ingredients you need for Dr. Primeau`s snake oil mix are some common household items and a little of your time. Best of all this remedy has something other methods do not have-ONE ON ONE DISCUSSIONS WITH THE DOCTOR HIMSELF! It is true, it has not yet worked for the Author, or for any of the others who have wasted their time and money. To their amazement, Dr. Primeau's remedy did not yield any of the results they were promised, but as Dr. Primeau keeps saying, "good things come to those who wait" and who knows... maybe YOU will be the first sucess story! THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION is different, because it tries to explain by going around in circles, an unproven way to try to re-grow hair. But most importantly, you have no body hair when you are done. You will have a chest of a young boy in no time, and that my friends IS a promise! As many men loose hair in the first place, they get very desperate and try just about everything and anything. So why not give THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION a try? If you have hope to re-grow your hair, or make sure you keep the hair you already have, ten minutes of reading is all it takes....Though the method will take a lifetime to work *(if it ever does for you). TESTIMONIALS Maisie Dowell, St. Petersburg, Florida, "Since November 1989, I have watched Ernie Primeau, whom I have known for over fifteen years, try to grow more hair on his head by using a method that he claims he discovered. I swear that he is bald as a baby on top of his head, so if he has any results someday, I will sure know it. So far, nothing, but Ernie tells me his method takes time." Homer Simpson, Springfield "I started with 3 hairs on my head, now I have four! Dr. Primeau is true medical a genius, he should be awarded a nobel prize or something." Tyrone Z. Tampa, Florida, "I began a procedure to re-grow my hair that I had lost to male pattern baldness. The procedure was shown to me by Dr. Ernie Primeau the first week of January, 1995. By March 1st, 2000 though I could not see any results. Ernie told me though that he could see that the process was working. Nine years later, I am still waiting, but as Dr. Primeau says, "you`re hair did not fall out overnight, it is not going to grow back overnight either." The process is slow, so you really have to commit to it. I know Dr. Primeau has been commited!" THE RESULTS ARE IN http://axlrools.freeservers.com/whats_new.html THE HAIR LOSS SOLUTION - It makes for great spat toilet reading! ORDER THE HAIR LOSS BOOKLET ONLY $15.00 (U.S.Funds) Cash / Check / Money Order - sorry, NO C.O.D.`s Dr. Ernest Primeau 7634 61st St Pinellas Park, FL 33781-3215 (727) 544-4071 |
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[9] Posted by James Pittman 04-11-2005, 08:40 AM |
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Sword of Justice wrote:
> Tony Sr. wrote: > || you are so clueless !! John says in the bible that if everything > || Jesus done or was about was written there would not be a book large > || e-nuff to fit the smallest part of it... > > self-referential garbage. you probably don't know what that means. > > > || btw/ would YOU DIE for a lie ?? answer me that one . > > we're all going to die. the better question is whether you are willing to > live your life according to a lie. no skin off my nose either way. > > The point is, millions of people, including people who knew Jesus personally when he was here on earth, have all died in his name. If the disciples knowingly "made up" the story of Jesus or his resurrection, why would they defend that story to their own death? And - you contend that there is no extrabiblical evidence of Jesus? If you believe that, then you have more faith than most Christians. http://www.westarkchurchofchrist.org...rabiblical.htm Do a Google search on "extrabiblical evidence of Jesus" Jamie |
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[10] Posted by Aaron Reimer 04-11-2005, 08:42 AM |
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Troll
"Sword of Justice" <sword@justice.com> wrote in message news YKdnXluCOb6icffRVn-og@comcast.com...> RonGrossi_38219@yahoo.com wrote: > | Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven > | to earth in the person of Jesus Christ to > | shed His blood and die on a cross to pay > | our sin debt in full. > | > | Jesus Christ was born in Israel > | supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman > | named Mary and lived a sinless life for > | thirty-three years. > > > there is no contemporaneous historical record of "jesus christ" outside of > the bible itself, and we all know that the earliest gospel record of his > "life" was written years after his supposed death. > > no objective historical record from the same period of time. none. > > this means that (a) jesus christ didn't exist, or (b) he existed and > didn't make any notable impressions (miracles anyone?) on the society in > which he lived. what kind of a god would do that? > > oh yeah, there are historical records from the time of a group known as > "christians." those records aren't too flattering. > > |
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