"Insane Ranter" <spam@not.me> wrote in message
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> "ANTiSEEN" <ANTiSEEN@charter.not> wrote in message
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>> Chef vs Alanis Morrisette & J. Cochran.......
>>
>>
>
> I go with Chef
>

No question - Alanis takes her clothes off, the rest stand there with drool
on their faces, and Alanis wins.

Cheers,
Firefly

"Lee Drake" <verysexymanNO@SPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> >> Chef vs Alanis Morrisette & J. Cochran.......
>
> No question - Alanis takes her clothes off, the rest stand there with
drool
> on their faces, and Alanis wins.

You find skanky, greasy, angst-ridden feminazis appealing? I've always
appreciated her musical ability and talent, but definitely NOT her
appearance. If I'm going to be drooling over someone I have to listen to as
well, I'm definitely going to be taking Alanis's voice and stuffing it into
Britney's body... then you'd have a sexy little minx who could actually
sing.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right

"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Lee Drake" <verysexymanNO@SPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > >> Chef vs Alanis Morrisette & J. Cochran.......
> >
> > No question - Alanis takes her clothes off, the rest stand there with
> drool
> > on their faces, and Alanis wins.
>
> You find skanky, greasy, angst-ridden feminazis appealing? I've always
> appreciated her musical ability and talent, but definitely NOT her
> appearance. If I'm going to be drooling over someone I have to listen to
as
> well, I'm definitely going to be taking Alanis's voice and stuffing it
into
> Britney's body... then you'd have a sexy little minx who could actually
> sing.

I concur their are dozens of other female singer bodies you could choose to
use

"Insane Ranter" <spam@not.me> wrote in message
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> I concur their are dozens of other female singer bodies you could choose
to
> use

"THERE" GODDAMMIT!!! *"THERE"* with a fuckin ERE, not a EIR. ******!!!

.... like who? Who would you choose to use their body? I still think Mariah
Carey's got that fuckably plump thing going on (just barely), curves in just
*all* the right places. Most everyone else is a fuckin twig. Put some meat
on your bones, ladies!

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right

"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Insane Ranter" <spam@not.me> wrote in message
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> > I concur their are dozens of other female singer bodies you could choose
> to
> > use
>
> "THERE" GODDAMMIT!!! *"THERE"* with a fuckin ERE, not a EIR. ******!!!

I do it on purpose.. I think it's stupid to spell it three different ways
when two would work....

> ... like who? Who would you choose to use their body? I still think
Mariah
> Carey's got that fuckably plump thing going on (just barely), curves in
just
> *all* the right places. Most everyone else is a fuckin twig. Put some
meat
> on your bones, ladies!

Singers with good bodies let's us sees...

Jesica Simpson
Jewel
Sharika
Shania Twain

"Insane Ranter" <spam@not.me> wrote in message
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> > "THERE" GODDAMMIT!!! *"THERE"* with a fuckin ERE, not a EIR. ******!!!
>
> I do it on purpose.. I think it's stupid to spell it three different ways
> when two would work....

No you don't do it on purpose. Not even you could be so stupid as to think
some silly little passive resistance protest to the number of ways to spell
their vs there vs they're would have any effect. In other words...

You are simply one of those tards who simply does not know which one to use
in which instance.

> Singers with good bodies let's us sees...
>
> Jesica Simpson

I would never **** someone who I felt was too stupid to know what we were
doing... "sooooo... what's this we're doing now, then?" It would be akin to
fucking a retard, that is to say, wrong on so many levels.

> Jewel

And risk her scraping my knob on her fucked up teeth? Forget about it!
Besides, I wouldn't be able to get past her self-righteous pretentiousness
for even long enough to slap a bag over her head without being literally
forced by sheer might of will to first punch her in the head until she was a
vegetable, completely unable to produce any more of what she might refer to
as "poetry".

> Sharika

Who? You mean Shakira? That brazilian chick who had one song a few years
ago, but looked hot as hell in her video? Yeah, I'd **** her... I'd put a
ball gag in her mouth so she couldn't speak, but I'd **** her after that.

> Shania Twain

Someone *that* hot deserves to be forgiven for singing country music.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right

"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Insane Ranter" <spam@not.me> wrote in message
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> > > "THERE" GODDAMMIT!!! *"THERE"* with a fuckin ERE, not a EIR.
******!!!
> >
> > I do it on purpose.. I think it's stupid to spell it three different
ways
> > when two would work....
>
> No you don't do it on purpose. Not even you could be so stupid as to
think
> some silly little passive resistance protest to the number of ways to
spell
> their vs there vs they're would have any effect. In other words...
>
> You are simply one of those tards who simply does not know which one to
use
> in which instance.

I do so know. Their is a possive pronoun.. Used like Their dog ran away.
There is reference to a place. The dog is over there. They're is short for
they are.

> > Singers with good bodies let's us sees...
> >
> > Jesica Simpson
>
> I would never **** someone who I felt was too stupid to know what we were
> doing... "sooooo... what's this we're doing now, then?" It would be akin
to
> fucking a retard, that is to say, wrong on so many levels.

I thought we we're talking bodies here not minds...

> > Jewel
>
> And risk her scraping my knob on her fucked up teeth? Forget about it!
> Besides, I wouldn't be able to get past her self-righteous pretentiousness
> for even long enough to slap a bag over her head without being literally
> forced by sheer might of will to first punch her in the head until she was
a
> vegetable, completely unable to produce any more of what she might refer
to
> as "poetry".

Bodies weren't we discussing not personalities?

> > Sharika
>
> Who? You mean Shakira? That brazilian chick who had one song a few years
> ago, but looked hot as hell in her video? Yeah, I'd **** her... I'd put
a
> ball gag in her mouth so she couldn't speak, but I'd **** her after that.

South Africa I believe..

> > Shania Twain
>
> Someone *that* hot deserves to be forgiven for singing country music.

She crossed over to pop too..

"Insane Ranter" <spam@not.me> wrote in message
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> I do so know. Their is a possive pronoun.. Used like Their dog ran away.

A what pronoun? Is that like for possums or something?

> > I would never **** someone who I felt was too stupid to know what we
were
> > doing... "sooooo... what's this we're doing now, then?" It would be
akin
> to
> > fucking a retard, that is to say, wrong on so many levels.
>
> I thought we we're talking bodies here not minds...

Yes, but by the same token, a retard could have a kickin body, I still
wouldn't **** them.

> > > Jewel
> >
> > And risk her scraping my knob on her fucked up teeth? Forget about it!
> > Besides, I wouldn't be able to get past her self-righteous
pretentiousness
> > for even long enough to slap a bag over her head without being literally
> > forced by sheer might of will to first punch her in the head until she
was
> a
> > vegetable, completely unable to produce any more of what she might refer
> to
> > as "poetry".
>
> Bodies weren't we discussing not personalities?

Yes, but Jewel's personality is one that taints my entire view of that
chick. The feeling of "GOD *DAMN* I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE" that
surrounds that one is overwhelming I wouldn't get anywhere near here without
fisticuffs...

> > Who? You mean Shakira? That brazilian chick who had one song a few
years
> > ago, but looked hot as hell in her video? Yeah, I'd **** her... I'd
put
> a
> > ball gag in her mouth so she couldn't speak, but I'd **** her after
that.
>
> South Africa I believe..

A quick search reveals she was born in Colombia. So, the continent of south
america is close enough for me, the whole damn place speaks spanish so...


> > > Shania Twain
> >
> > Someone *that* hot deserves to be forgiven for singing country music.
>
> She crossed over to pop too..

Once a country singer, always a country singer. There is no complete
deliverance from country music that "detaints" you enough to fully remove
the vile stench it leaves on your person.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right