On Wed, 01 Sep 2004 07:05:23 GMT, "DGDevin"
<dgdevin@worldnet.att.invalid> wrote:


>Anyone behaving in the way you say is acceptable would at the least be
>thrown off any commercial field, and as recent events have shown, would
>probably end up talking to the cops about his belief that any time someone
>really pisses him off he's entitled to smash them in the head with his
>airgun. But like I said before Jeff, prove us wrong. Pick a fight with
>somebody at a field, provoke him into giving you a few bonus balls and then
>slam him upside the head with your gun, and let us know who comes out better
>in court. Shall we hold our breath? No, we shall not.
>

You obviously have balls of steel. Lets change the scenario just a
bit...

You just got bunkered, called yourself out, and you tell the guy that
one ball would have been enough. He yells "**** you *****" and starts
shooting your throat and the bottom of your jaw.

The quickest way to stop him from assaulting you is a whack on his
head with your tank. I call that self-defense.

Now, are you going to politely "move his barrel" away from your throat
area?

Mike Smith


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A definitive history of the US and Mid East over the last several decades:
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/podhoretz.htm

Zell Miller and Ed Koch are Americans first and members of the Democratic Party second.
This has totally confused the rest of the Democratic Party.

"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:7OydnfrvXvYHGajcRVn-sQ@comcast.com...

> I fully ascribe to this mode of operation. It just turns out that I'm so
> rarely wrong that you never get to hear such utterances escape my lips
very
> often.

Ah, so you're switching to comedy.

>While I realize that
> this is not "hard scientific evidence" or anything, it certainly says
> something when people, without prompting of any kind, take up a side
> contrary to the position you hold.

There is no shortage of idiots out there, nor people who like to argue, and
as you say, that doesn't mean much.

> You know what, Dev? I'm through being polite with you. So now, I'm going
> to bitchslap you, just like you deserve, nay, just like you are BEGGING me
> to do.

Oh dear, how terrifying. This is like being threatened by a raging bull
gerbil.

"Bitchslap" huh? So you're one of those big tough guys who sees women as
bitches who can be smacked around, interesting.

> That's what I said. I did *NOT* say that the dead box is part of the
> playing field, I said that players are still within the field of play when
> they are in the dead box.

Good grief, do you even bother to read what you write? Players in the dead
box are not within the field of play, they are off the field and not
supposed to even *look* at the field in some tourney rules, they are often
surrounded by netting that prevents them from being hit, are you so totally
ignorant of how this stuff works that you think you can just make up any
shit and go with that?

> You want to know what pisses me off?

Oh do tell us, although it would be nice to know if you're posting sober,
this time, so we don't waste time being fascinated by your anger over really
tiny health warnings on the label of your bottle of Old Thunderbird.

> Consider yourself bitchslapped, fucko. Don't come back again until my
> handprint disappears from your purulent, tear stained cheeks, you insolent
> little whore-child.

If that's the best you can do Gos, cool. But you go ahead and comfort
yourself with the fantasy that I'm writhing in pain from your stunning
assault, which was really just a collection of borrowed insults and denials
that you said what you said. You've run out of hollow arguments so now
you're switching to name-calling, how impressive.

> If someone is shooting at your balls intentionally, they intend to hurt
you.
> Once they realize that you're wearing a cup, they may fulfill their intent
> in some other way, like removing your mask and shooting you in the face.
If
> their intent is to injure, a cup won't help. You need to stop the attack.

Jeezus, you're a broken record. Hey, maybe they'll run to their car and get
a welding torch too huh Jeff? Maybe they'll pull your shoes off and break
your toes. Better not just knock them out, better tie them up to so they
don't re-attack you when they wake up.

> And, my insults will no longer be put in the "off-again" position for this
> thread. You've stretched my patience to the limit, and now I'm just going
> to have fun calling you names and pointing and laughing at you for all
your
> sophomoric stupidity and idiotic notions and downright simple general
> demeanor.

Well I can understand that having gone to the trouble of hauling your
dictionary all the way to the computer you're going to want to get some use
out of it.

> Now, run along home, subtard, and maybe that ***** you call mommy will let
> you lick the spoon she mixed the icing with.

Oh, how devestating, an attack on my mom now too, truly the sign of someone
who finds himself in a corner and has no place else to turn. I however will
not respond in kind, your poor mom has suffered enough already, no need to
have her genetic mistake thrown in her face yet again.