Because I don;t feel like sticking around waiting for my mother to actually
have someone try to kill me.

LCT Paintball <nospampleasemnotlyon@mchsi.com> wrote in message
newsJVVb.267894$na.421534@attbi_s04...
> OK, how about taking your $650 and paying your gas bill?
>
> --
> "Don't be misled, bad company corrupts good character."
> www.LCTPaintball.com
> www.LCTProducts.com
>
>
> "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> news:gbVVb.28911$KV5.17150@nwrdny01.gnilink.net...
> > Purchases before the move, about $100... gas cost (assuming tank is only
> 10
> > gallon and assuming 18 MPG is my average) is $221... she is dibetic and
> > reuires 2 types of insulin, 5 different pills... she is running out and
> must
> > get more, that's ABOUT $90.... Groceries as you say would run about $40
or
> > $50 depending on what we need and buy. A bag of ice for the cooler (for
> her
> > insulin as well as food).....
> >
> > tgarza [BOA] <elmo@gohighspeed.com> wrote in message
> > news:102g6cqru5n7d1@corp.supernews.com...
> > > You say you will have 650.00. That sounds like enough to me. Learn
how
> > to
> > > budget. Buy food at the grocery store for your trip and keep it in a
> > > cooler. Stay at cheap motels like 35.00 or 40.00 bux a night. I
think
> > > 650.00 is more than enough.
> > >
> > >
> > > "Demoted In Rank" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MAUVb.10857$M8.5353@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:r1SVb.10821$M8.5320@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > I have a question... does anyone know any ways I can come up with
> $200
> > > > short
> > > > > notice? Short as in 2 days - my wife and I need to move back to
her
> > home
> > > > > state which is 2200 miles away, and we are planning on packing as
> much
> > > as
> > > > we
> > > > > can get into my car and splitting. We'd save up, but it's THAT BAD
> > here.
> > > >
> > > > How about selling some of your paintball equipment you just bought?
> > > >
> > > > Court Martialed
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

It's not that I don;t want to pay the bill - it's more than just money.

Tempest <gtgNOSPAM713b@prism.gatech.edu> wrote in message
news:c099dd$d21$1@news-int.gatech.edu...
> Paying bills is for losers.
>
> "LCT Paintball" <nospampleasemnotlyon@mchsi.com> wrote in message
> newsJVVb.267894$na.421534@attbi_s04...
> > OK, how about taking your $650 and paying your gas bill?
> >
> > --
> > "Don't be misled, bad company corrupts good character."
> > www.LCTPaintball.com
> > www.LCTProducts.com
> >
> >
> > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > news:gbVVb.28911$KV5.17150@nwrdny01.gnilink.net...
> > > Purchases before the move, about $100... gas cost (assuming tank is
only
> > 10
> > > gallon and assuming 18 MPG is my average) is $221... she is dibetic
and
> > > reuires 2 types of insulin, 5 different pills... she is running out
and
> > must
> > > get more, that's ABOUT $90.... Groceries as you say would run about
$40
> or
> > > $50 depending on what we need and buy. A bag of ice for the cooler
(for
> > her
> > > insulin as well as food).....
> > >
> > > tgarza [BOA] <elmo@gohighspeed.com> wrote in message
> > > news:102g6cqru5n7d1@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > You say you will have 650.00. That sounds like enough to me. Learn
> how
> > > to
> > > > budget. Buy food at the grocery store for your trip and keep it in
a
> > > > cooler. Stay at cheap motels like 35.00 or 40.00 bux a night. I
> think
> > > > 650.00 is more than enough.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Demoted In Rank" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:MAUVb.10857$M8.5353@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:r1SVb.10821$M8.5320@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > > I have a question... does anyone know any ways I can come up
with
> > $200
> > > > > short
> > > > > > notice? Short as in 2 days - my wife and I need to move back to
> her
> > > home
> > > > > > state which is 2200 miles away, and we are planning on packing
as
> > much
> > > > as
> > > > > we
> > > > > > can get into my car and splitting. We'd save up, but it's THAT
BAD
> > > here.
> > > > >
> > > > > How about selling some of your paintball equipment you just
bought?
> > > > >
> > > > > Court Martialed
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

On Tue, 10 Feb 2004, "Volt" <voltage@REMOVEMEmaxvpaintball.com> wrote:

>You can stay with Mofaz. He won't mind.

BASTARD!

You just made me spit coffee all over my keyboard.

Mospaz and Edweenie shacked up together... that's CLASSIC!

-=-
This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.

A message from all native born Arizonans: We don't need any more people
moving here. We already have practically the entire state of Californa,
half of New York and Massachusetts and nearly 70% of East Coasters (which,
of course, includes PA). This all equals to California-like traffic jams,
more destruction of beautiful desert, more accidents BECAUSE CALIFORNIANS
AND EAST COAST DRIVERS LACK ANY DRIVING SKILLS WHAT SO EVER (ever hear of a
turn signal??)! Especially in the rain (too many of the said idiots seem to
believe they'll make it through a 6 to 10 foot deep wash in their *****-ass
car or SUV). In addition, I've noticed more and more people are slowing
down from the posted speed limit to 10 to 15 miles per hour below just to
make the freeway overpass curves. YOU PUSSIES! I'm guessing those people
are the ones who haven't lived in Arizona for more than 20 years. STOP
SLOWING DOWN! YOU CAN TAKE A FREEWAY OVERPASS CURVE AT 70+!

If you make the move out here--and this goes for the rest of you reading
this--HANG UP YOUR GODDAMN CELL PHONES WHILE YOU DRIVE! Those who talk on a
cell phone and drive at the same time lack any intelligence, thus should a)
not procreate b) not possess a driving license c) not deserve any of the
privileges we intelligent people (those who either don't own a cell phone or
choose to not use a cell phone while driving) have.

WHEW! Now I feel better.

....And, yes, I have become bitter toward those people who move here. So
have most of the people I have spoken to who've lived here most of their
lives. I fear this'll become another California.

--

Mofaz
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
news:RsWVb.23210$IF1.2542@nwrdny03.gnilink.net...
> ROFL!
>
> Actually I'll be living with my in-laws
>
> They have a 4 BR house with a NICE pool and A/C
>
> Mofaz <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
> news:40282dcd$0$49540$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> > OH NO! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL BE MOVING HERE! :-)
> >
> > --
> >
> > Mofaz
> > "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> > - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > news:T9UVb.10847$M8.5791@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > Imagine living in a building that is owned by a family member who
wants
> > you
> > > dead... also imagine your heating and cooking source turned off, in
the
> > > middle of 20 degree weather.
> > >
> > > Now imagine living in warmer climate, where you have a pool and A/C
and
> > not
> > > have to worry about paying any utilities.
> > >
> > > Which one would YOU choose?
> > >
> > > Tempest <gtgNOSPAM713b@prism.gatech.edu> wrote in message
> > > news:c08uqt$7ds$1@news-int.gatech.edu...
> > > > Just out of curiosity.. what's so bad about where you're living?
> > > >
> > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:r1SVb.10821$M8.5320@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > I have a question... does anyone know any ways I can come up with
> $200
> > > > short
> > > > > notice? Short as in 2 days - my wife and I need to move back to
her
> > home
> > > > > state which is 2200 miles away, and we are planning on packing as
> much
> > > as
> > > > we
> > > > > can get into my car and splitting. We'd save up, but it's THAT BAD
> > here.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Mofaz... I'm not one of those morons who think they HAVE to call the g/f
while driving to the store for them... I'm also a little mre of a cautious
driver than you seem to give us "east coast people"

Mofaz <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
news:40283ca9$0$49540$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> A message from all native born Arizonans: We don't need any more people
> moving here. We already have practically the entire state of Californa,
> half of New York and Massachusetts and nearly 70% of East Coasters (which,
> of course, includes PA). This all equals to California-like traffic jams,
> more destruction of beautiful desert, more accidents BECAUSE CALIFORNIANS
> AND EAST COAST DRIVERS LACK ANY DRIVING SKILLS WHAT SO EVER (ever hear of
a
> turn signal??)! Especially in the rain (too many of the said idiots seem
to
> believe they'll make it through a 6 to 10 foot deep wash in their
*****-ass
> car or SUV). In addition, I've noticed more and more people are slowing
> down from the posted speed limit to 10 to 15 miles per hour below just to
> make the freeway overpass curves. YOU PUSSIES! I'm guessing those people
> are the ones who haven't lived in Arizona for more than 20 years. STOP
> SLOWING DOWN! YOU CAN TAKE A FREEWAY OVERPASS CURVE AT 70+!
>
> If you make the move out here--and this goes for the rest of you reading
> this--HANG UP YOUR GODDAMN CELL PHONES WHILE YOU DRIVE! Those who talk on
a
> cell phone and drive at the same time lack any intelligence, thus should
a)
> not procreate b) not possess a driving license c) not deserve any of the
> privileges we intelligent people (those who either don't own a cell phone
or
> choose to not use a cell phone while driving) have.
>
> WHEW! Now I feel better.
>
> ...And, yes, I have become bitter toward those people who move here. So
> have most of the people I have spoken to who've lived here most of their
> lives. I fear this'll become another California.
>
> --
>
> Mofaz
> "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> news:RsWVb.23210$IF1.2542@nwrdny03.gnilink.net...
> > ROFL!
> >
> > Actually I'll be living with my in-laws
> >
> > They have a 4 BR house with a NICE pool and A/C
> >
> > Mofaz <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
> > news:40282dcd$0$49540$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> > > OH NO! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL BE MOVING HERE! :-)
> > >
> > > --
> > >
> > > Mofaz
> > > "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> > > - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > news:T9UVb.10847$M8.5791@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > Imagine living in a building that is owned by a family member who
> wants
> > > you
> > > > dead... also imagine your heating and cooking source turned off, in
> the
> > > > middle of 20 degree weather.
> > > >
> > > > Now imagine living in warmer climate, where you have a pool and A/C
> and
> > > not
> > > > have to worry about paying any utilities.
> > > >
> > > > Which one would YOU choose?
> > > >
> > > > Tempest <gtgNOSPAM713b@prism.gatech.edu> wrote in message
> > > > news:c08uqt$7ds$1@news-int.gatech.edu...
> > > > > Just out of curiosity.. what's so bad about where you're living?
> > > > >
> > > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:r1SVb.10821$M8.5320@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > > I have a question... does anyone know any ways I can come up
with
> > $200
> > > > > short
> > > > > > notice? Short as in 2 days - my wife and I need to move back to
> her
> > > home
> > > > > > state which is 2200 miles away, and we are planning on packing
as
> > much
> > > > as
> > > > > we
> > > > > > can get into my car and splitting. We'd save up, but it's THAT
BAD
> > > here.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

By "cautious", do you mean you drive as slow and cautiously as the retirees
we have here? :-) Because there are many you "cautious" East Coasters living
here.

--

Mofaz
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
news:gfXVb.23403$IF1.9419@nwrdny03.gnilink.net...
> Mofaz... I'm not one of those morons who think they HAVE to call the g/f
> while driving to the store for them... I'm also a little mre of a cautious
> driver than you seem to give us "east coast people"
>
> Mofaz <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
> news:40283ca9$0$49540$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> > A message from all native born Arizonans: We don't need any more people
> > moving here. We already have practically the entire state of Californa,
> > half of New York and Massachusetts and nearly 70% of East Coasters
(which,
> > of course, includes PA). This all equals to California-like traffic
jams,
> > more destruction of beautiful desert, more accidents BECAUSE
CALIFORNIANS
> > AND EAST COAST DRIVERS LACK ANY DRIVING SKILLS WHAT SO EVER (ever hear
of
> a
> > turn signal??)! Especially in the rain (too many of the said idiots
seem
> to
> > believe they'll make it through a 6 to 10 foot deep wash in their
> *****-ass
> > car or SUV). In addition, I've noticed more and more people are slowing
> > down from the posted speed limit to 10 to 15 miles per hour below just
to
> > make the freeway overpass curves. YOU PUSSIES! I'm guessing those
people
> > are the ones who haven't lived in Arizona for more than 20 years. STOP
> > SLOWING DOWN! YOU CAN TAKE A FREEWAY OVERPASS CURVE AT 70+!
> >
> > If you make the move out here--and this goes for the rest of you reading
> > this--HANG UP YOUR GODDAMN CELL PHONES WHILE YOU DRIVE! Those who talk
on
> a
> > cell phone and drive at the same time lack any intelligence, thus should
> a)
> > not procreate b) not possess a driving license c) not deserve any of the
> > privileges we intelligent people (those who either don't own a cell
phone
> or
> > choose to not use a cell phone while driving) have.
> >
> > WHEW! Now I feel better.
> >
> > ...And, yes, I have become bitter toward those people who move here. So
> > have most of the people I have spoken to who've lived here most of their
> > lives. I fear this'll become another California.
> >
> > --
> >
> > Mofaz
> > "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> > - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > news:RsWVb.23210$IF1.2542@nwrdny03.gnilink.net...
> > > ROFL!
> > >
> > > Actually I'll be living with my in-laws
> > >
> > > They have a 4 BR house with a NICE pool and A/C
> > >
> > > Mofaz <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
> > > news:40282dcd$0$49540$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> > > > OH NO! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL BE MOVING HERE! :-)
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > >
> > > > Mofaz
> > > > "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> > > > - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:T9UVb.10847$M8.5791@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > Imagine living in a building that is owned by a family member who
> > wants
> > > > you
> > > > > dead... also imagine your heating and cooking source turned off,
in
> > the
> > > > > middle of 20 degree weather.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now imagine living in warmer climate, where you have a pool and
A/C
> > and
> > > > not
> > > > > have to worry about paying any utilities.
> > > > >
> > > > > Which one would YOU choose?
> > > > >
> > > > > Tempest <gtgNOSPAM713b@prism.gatech.edu> wrote in message
> > > > > news:c08uqt$7ds$1@news-int.gatech.edu...
> > > > > > Just out of curiosity.. what's so bad about where you're living?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:r1SVb.10821$M8.5320@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > > > I have a question... does anyone know any ways I can come up
> with
> > > $200
> > > > > > short
> > > > > > > notice? Short as in 2 days - my wife and I need to move back
to
> > her
> > > > home
> > > > > > > state which is 2200 miles away, and we are planning on packing
> as
> > > much
> > > > > as
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > > can get into my car and splitting. We'd save up, but it's THAT
> BAD
> > > > here.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

On Tue, 10 Feb 2004, "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote:

>Because I don;t feel like sticking around waiting for my mother to actually
>have someone try to kill me.

Oh the irony....

Some famous Edward Major quotes concerning his mother:

"I want to do something to her that will get under her fingernails and
drill with an engraving tip to where she can't get me back for it."

"Okay... well, I did something in my father's name and soial security # and
she is taking it so personally that she has basically disowned me."

"I have the idea of paintballing her house or cars. I also have the idea of
cancelling her internet service or phone service."

"As for me, yeah I should have went to jail for what I did"

"the ***** who gave birth to me"

"She should be dead rotting in hell"

"My mother is already dead as far as I;m concerned."

"she is dead to me"

"**** her"

The only one making threats is YOU. Your mother's obviously a saint if
she's put up with you this long and not had a post-partum abortion.

No sir... I drive about 5 above the speed limit, that's about it.

Mofaz <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
news:40284b3d$0$49573$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> By "cautious", do you mean you drive as slow and cautiously as the
retirees
> we have here? :-) Because there are many you "cautious" East Coasters
living
> here.
>
> --
>
> Mofaz
> "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> news:gfXVb.23403$IF1.9419@nwrdny03.gnilink.net...
> > Mofaz... I'm not one of those morons who think they HAVE to call the g/f
> > while driving to the store for them... I'm also a little mre of a
cautious
> > driver than you seem to give us "east coast people"
> >
> > Mofaz <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
> > news:40283ca9$0$49540$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> > > A message from all native born Arizonans: We don't need any more
people
> > > moving here. We already have practically the entire state of
Californa,
> > > half of New York and Massachusetts and nearly 70% of East Coasters
> (which,
> > > of course, includes PA). This all equals to California-like traffic
> jams,
> > > more destruction of beautiful desert, more accidents BECAUSE
> CALIFORNIANS
> > > AND EAST COAST DRIVERS LACK ANY DRIVING SKILLS WHAT SO EVER (ever hear
> of
> > a
> > > turn signal??)! Especially in the rain (too many of the said idiots
> seem
> > to
> > > believe they'll make it through a 6 to 10 foot deep wash in their
> > *****-ass
> > > car or SUV). In addition, I've noticed more and more people are
slowing
> > > down from the posted speed limit to 10 to 15 miles per hour below just
> to
> > > make the freeway overpass curves. YOU PUSSIES! I'm guessing those
> people
> > > are the ones who haven't lived in Arizona for more than 20 years.
STOP
> > > SLOWING DOWN! YOU CAN TAKE A FREEWAY OVERPASS CURVE AT 70+!
> > >
> > > If you make the move out here--and this goes for the rest of you
reading
> > > this--HANG UP YOUR GODDAMN CELL PHONES WHILE YOU DRIVE! Those who
talk
> on
> > a
> > > cell phone and drive at the same time lack any intelligence, thus
should
> > a)
> > > not procreate b) not possess a driving license c) not deserve any of
the
> > > privileges we intelligent people (those who either don't own a cell
> phone
> > or
> > > choose to not use a cell phone while driving) have.
> > >
> > > WHEW! Now I feel better.
> > >
> > > ...And, yes, I have become bitter toward those people who move here.
So
> > > have most of the people I have spoken to who've lived here most of
their
> > > lives. I fear this'll become another California.
> > >
> > > --
> > >
> > > Mofaz
> > > "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> > > - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > news:RsWVb.23210$IF1.2542@nwrdny03.gnilink.net...
> > > > ROFL!
> > > >
> > > > Actually I'll be living with my in-laws
> > > >
> > > > They have a 4 BR house with a NICE pool and A/C
> > > >
> > > > Mofaz <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:40282dcd$0$49540$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> > > > > OH NO! PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL BE MOVING HERE! :-)
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > >
> > > > > Mofaz
> > > > > "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> > > > > - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> > > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:T9UVb.10847$M8.5791@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > > Imagine living in a building that is owned by a family member
who
> > > wants
> > > > > you
> > > > > > dead... also imagine your heating and cooking source turned off,
> in
> > > the
> > > > > > middle of 20 degree weather.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now imagine living in warmer climate, where you have a pool and
> A/C
> > > and
> > > > > not
> > > > > > have to worry about paying any utilities.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Which one would YOU choose?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Tempest <gtgNOSPAM713b@prism.gatech.edu> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:c08uqt$7ds$1@news-int.gatech.edu...
> > > > > > > Just out of curiosity.. what's so bad about where you're
living?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:r1SVb.10821$M8.5320@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > > > > I have a question... does anyone know any ways I can come up
> > with
> > > > $200
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> > > > > > > > notice? Short as in 2 days - my wife and I need to move back
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> > > her
> > > > > home
> > > > > > > > state which is 2200 miles away, and we are planning on
packing
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> > > > > > > > can get into my car and splitting. We'd save up, but it's
THAT
> > BAD
> > > > > here.
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