In article <mgvWb.814$%d3.73644@twister.southeast.rr.com>,
"Volt" <voltage@***spamblock***maxvpaintball.com> wrote:

> The ASP, get her with the ASP!

I bought my brother one for his birthday. He loves it. The only
sound more frightening than that to thugs is my trusty Mossy 500's
action.

SHIIINK!

Chack-CHANK!

"You got a pretty mouth."

--
Phelps <http://www.donotremove.net>
"You better slap a muzzle on that scaled down piece of evil." -- Space Ghost

In article <402a6c52$0$49513$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net>,
"Mofaz" <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote:

> Because she's a filipina she'll sometimes play the innocent school girl,
> complete with long pig tails, skirt, tall socks, etc... :-) I'm lucky to
> have her.

Ooh, here's one for you:

http://www.jlist.com/R/SHRT/

Go to the very bottom.

--
Phelps <http://www.donotremove.net>
"You better slap a muzzle on that scaled down piece of evil." -- Space Ghost

> > Yes, oddly enough, my wife is hot.
>
>
> Might i suggest turning down the thermostat, then?
>
>
I don't think that helps menopause.

"Denise Anderson" <andersons6@nospam.net> wrote in message
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> >
>
> Well after seeing that picture of Phelps when I voted, I'd go with him too
>
>

I just can't compete.

"Phelps" <phelpscatcher@attbi.com> wrote in message
newshelpscatcher-ED8225.20364011022004@netnews.comcast.net...
> In article <50AWb.287834$na.447717@attbi_s04>,
> "ayar-15" <autococker@insightbbNOSPAM.com> wrote:
>
> > Then Phelps showed up, stinking of gin, and I didn't see much of her the
> > rest of the weekend.
>
> Gin has a quite pleasant aroma, IMHO.
>
> --
> Phelps <http://www.donotremove.net>
> "You better slap a muzzle on that scaled down piece of evil." -- Space
Ghost

I agree. I think it smells a little bit like cologne.

Moving trucks, say 26 ft'ers are hogs on gas.

Dan

"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> What are you driving, a tank?
>
> --
> Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
> It's not a god complex when you're always right
>
>
> "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> news:bCSVb.22102$IF1.4836@nwrdny03.gnilink.net...
> > 200 is gas cost alone...
> >
> > Denise Anderson <andersons6@nospam.net> wrote in message
> > news:CySVb.1756$dp5.1462@nwrddc02.gnilink.net...
> > >
> > > "Dirty" <n"NOSPAM"todd@carolina.rr.com> wrote in message
> > > news:7uSVb.21970$LA4.590223@twister.southeast.rr.c om...
> > > > Or just not make so many enemies.... that would have been my
> suggestion
> > > but
> > > > I guess we are pass that point now.... If your wife REALLY loved you
> she
> > > > could whore herself out and make some cash...
> > >
> > > You must not have the same mental image as I do about that...
> > >
> > >
> > > > Todd "Dirty"
> > > > "Denise Anderson" <andersons6@nospam.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:G9SVb.1568$dp5.1121@nwrddc02.gnilink.net...
> > > > >
> > > > > "TheMajor" <nomail@nodomain.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:r1SVb.10821$M8.5320@nwrdny02.gnilink.net...
> > > > > > I have a question... does anyone know any ways I can come up
with
> > $200
> > > > > short
> > > > > > notice? Short as in 2 days - my wife and I need to move back to
> her
> > > home
> > > > > > state which is 2200 miles away, and we are planning on packing
as
> > much
> > > > as
> > > > > we
> > > > > > can get into my car and splitting. We'd save up, but it's THAT
BAD
> > > here.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > If I only needed 200 bucks to move, my life would be a cake walk.
> > Have
> > > a
> > > > > garage sale? Pawn your wife's jewelry? Borrow it?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Where were you 10 years ago.......<G>
Heck, where are you now?!?!?!

Dan

"Denise Anderson" <andersons6@nospam.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Mofaz" <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
> news:402ab374$0$49544$4c5eba9e@news.getnet.net...
> > So, that means you don't require your husband to buy you all of that
> > Valentines shit and pretend to care about the corporate holiday?
> >
>
> God no. If I want something, I buy it. If he wants something, he buys
it.
> I don't need fancy cards and dead flowers because Hallmark decided to
create
> some lame holiday. If you're in love, you're in love, do you really need
a
> special day?
>
> Denise
>
>
>

I have a pair of LEGITE thumbcuffs...work well actually..
Todd
"Mofaz" <sixstringbliss@spaminator.getnet.net> wrote in message
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> Or thumbcuffs.
>
> --
>
> Mofaz
> "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
> - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
> "Ayar15" <hahnsolo@insightbb.com> wrote in message
> news:7a8758c9.0402111143.5681d626@posting.google.c om...
> > "Denise Anderson" <andersons6@nospam.net> wrote in message
> > >
> > >
> > > Handcuffs, schmandcuffs.. It takes more than that to impress me.
> > >
> > > Denise
> >
> > How about thumbscrews?
>
>