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[1] Posted by Michael Hughes 09-17-2003, 07:40 PM |
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Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group,
who happend to steal it from a guy. How many message board members does it take........ ....to change a lightbulb?? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, who happend to steal it from a guy. How many message board members does it take........ ....to change a lightbulb?? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again |
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[2] Posted by LCT Paintball 09-17-2003, 07:53 PM |
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That's funny, but I didn't see anything about the guy who double posts. ; )
-- "Don't be misled, bad company corrupts good character." www.LCTPaintball.com "Michael Hughes" <dapaintschmuck**IZASEXYBEAST**@rcn.com> wrote in message news:bkansv$36p$1@bob.news.rcn.net... > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > How many message board members does it take........ > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected > URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > How many message board members does it take........ > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected > URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again > > |
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[3] Posted by Tys0n 09-17-2003, 08:07 PM |
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hrmm....me too...i had an experience like this....its called
rec.sport.paintball....oh...and by the way...this belongs in rec.sport.paintball.ot heh...only problem with this is we only have a few flamers....I don't know if we can get 5 together....anyone want to try? im sure you will! or will scummy just post 5 diff flames...does that count? but doing that has a danger of repeating himself.... -Ty |
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[4] Posted by ayar15 09-17-2003, 08:40 PM |
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Can we indicate that our posts are meant in jest?
Or do we genuinely have to be pissed at somebody? "Tys0n" <tmatheney@frontiernet.net> wrote in message news  O5ab.94$Vk.73@news02.roc.ny...> hrmm....me too...i had an experience like this....its called > rec.sport.paintball....oh...and by the way...this belongs in > rec.sport.paintball.ot > > heh...only problem with this is we only have a few flamers....I don't know > if we can get 5 together....anyone want to try? im sure you will! or will > scummy just post 5 diff flames...does that count? but doing that has a > danger of repeating himself.... > > -Ty > > > > |
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[5] Posted by Jeff Goslin 09-17-2003, 08:45 PM |
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Forgotten to be amended was the following:
1 to post with a fucked up newsreader that posts everything he says twice, like johnny goddamn two times from goodfellas... -- Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info It's not a god complex when you're always right "Michael Hughes" <dapaintschmuck**IZASEXYBEAST**@rcn.com> wrote in message news:bkansv$36p$1@bob.news.rcn.net... > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > How many message board members does it take........ > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected > URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > How many message board members does it take........ > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected > URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again > > |
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[6] Posted by Jose 09-17-2003, 08:51 PM |
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I'm gonna go get the papers...get the papers.
Da Hose "Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message news:wkOdnVgOUqOSb_WiXTWJig@comcast.com... > Forgotten to be amended was the following: > > 1 to post with a fucked up newsreader that posts everything he says twice, > like johnny goddamn two times from goodfellas... > > -- > Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info > It's not a god complex when you're always right > > > "Michael Hughes" <dapaintschmuck**IZASEXYBEAST**@rcn.com> wrote in message > news:bkansv$36p$1@bob.news.rcn.net... > > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news > group, > > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > > > How many message board members does it take........ > > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed > > > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > > bulb could have been changed differently > > > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is > "lamp" > > > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > > is perfectly correct > > > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take > this > > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to > buy > > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this > technique > > and what brands are faulty > > > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected > > URL's > > > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > > handle the light bulb controversy > > > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions > about > > light bulbs" > > > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > > it all over again > > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news > group, > > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > > > How many message board members does it take........ > > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed > > > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > > bulb could have been changed differently > > > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is > "lamp" > > > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > > is perfectly correct > > > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take > this > > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to > buy > > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this > technique > > and what brands are faulty > > > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected > > URL's > > > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > > handle the light bulb controversy > > > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions > about > > light bulbs" > > > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > > it all over again > > > > > > |
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[7] Posted by Mofaz 09-17-2003, 09:02 PM |
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....Yah, Jeff, you were already mentioned in the original post, so no need to
chime in to get others to notice you. We all know. -- Mofaz "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) "Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message news:wkOdnVgOUqOSb_WiXTWJig@comcast.com... > Forgotten to be amended was the following: > > 1 to post with a fucked up newsreader that posts everything he says twice, > like johnny goddamn two times from goodfellas... > > -- > Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info > It's not a god complex when you're always right > > > "Michael Hughes" <dapaintschmuck**IZASEXYBEAST**@rcn.com> wrote in message > news:bkansv$36p$1@bob.news.rcn.net... > > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news > group, > > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > > > How many message board members does it take........ > > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed > > > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > > bulb could have been changed differently > > > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is > "lamp" > > > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > > is perfectly correct > > > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take > this > > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to > buy > > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this > technique > > and what brands are faulty > > > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected > > URL's > > > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > > handle the light bulb controversy > > > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions > about > > light bulbs" > > > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > > it all over again > > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news > group, > > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > > > How many message board members does it take........ > > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed > > > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > > bulb could have been changed differently > > > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is > "lamp" > > > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > > is perfectly correct > > > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take > this > > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to > buy > > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this > technique > > and what brands are faulty > > > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected > > URL's > > > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > > handle the light bulb controversy > > > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions > about > > light bulbs" > > > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > > it all over again > > > > > > |
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[8] Posted by Jason G 09-17-2003, 10:37 PM |
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In article <pO5ab.94$Vk.73@news02.roc.ny>, Tys0n says...
>heh...only problem with this is we only have a few flamers....I don't know >if we can get 5 together....anyone want to try? im sure you will! or will >scummy just post 5 diff flames...does that count? but doing that has a >danger of repeating himself.... Well, Tony called me Oklahoma or something. Does that count? -- Jason G [Sig closed for remodeling. We apologize for the inconvenience.] |
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[9] Posted by Michael Hughes 09-17-2003, 10:53 PM |
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goddamnit this is really pissing me off. im gonna have to reinstall.
"Michael Hughes" <dapaintschmuck**IZASEXYBEAST**@rcn.com> wrote in message news:bkansv$36p$1@bob.news.rcn.net... > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > How many message board members does it take........ > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected > URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > How many message board members does it take........ > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected > URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again > > goddamnit this is really pissing me off. im gonna have to reinstall. "Michael Hughes" <dapaintschmuck**IZASEXYBEAST**@rcn.com> wrote in message news:bkansv$36p$1@bob.news.rcn.net... > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > How many message board members does it take........ > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected > URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again > Stolen from another newsgroup, who in turn stole it from another news group, > who happend to steal it from a guy. > > How many message board members does it take........ > ...to change a lightbulb?? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > > 5 to flame the spell checkers > > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as anal-retentive > > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected > URL's > > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again > > |
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[10] Posted by Tys0n 09-17-2003, 11:06 PM |
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Take yer pick...i'll laugh at em either way
 -Ty "ayar15" <autococker@insightbbNOSPAM.com> wrote in message news:Wh6ab.490535$o%2.218948@sccrnsc02... > Can we indicate that our posts are meant in jest? > > > Or do we genuinely have to be pissed at somebody? > > > "Tys0n" <tmatheney@frontiernet.net> wrote in message > news O5ab.94$Vk.73@news02.roc.ny...> > hrmm....me too...i had an experience like this....its called > > rec.sport.paintball....oh...and by the way...this belongs in > > rec.sport.paintball.ot > > > > heh...only problem with this is we only have a few flamers....I don't know > > if we can get 5 together....anyone want to try? im sure you will! or will > > scummy just post 5 diff flames...does that count? but doing that has a > > danger of repeating himself.... > > > > -Ty > > > > > > > > > > |
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