the last time i played i found an ion laying by the chrono i picked it up and imediately felt all weird inside (gay?)a guy walked over wearing leather chaps and a rainbow t- shirt he told me that his name was rod and that it was his ion and that i looked all sexy holdin it. i looked down at the gun and noticed that there vasoline and some brown stuff on the barrel(peanut butter?)rod was goin on about havin a van down in the parking lot and he would show me how to shoot an ion,when i said hey look goodyear blimp as soon as he looked over i ran like hell