how about:

n00b: "wait, you cant play from behind the dead box?"

n00b: "Hey guys, paintball is so cool. I want to be a sniper!" ( oh god i hate those kids)

n00b: "Check out my Quantum loader, it gets like 40 balls a second. I need it because my 98 Custom rips so fast."

lol, i got more.

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hooray for the dead pixel squad!

73h |\|uMb3r 0|\|3 ub3r 1337 p@i|\|7b@11 h@x0r